Σουρεαλισμός εν ώρα εργασίας (part 3) - Μεταγραφικός πυρετός

...ενώ όλος (σχεδόν) ο κόσμος κάνει ανέμελα διακοπές αναβάλλοντας τα προβλήματά και τις σκοτούρες του για το φθινόπωρο, κάποιοι εργαζόμενοι ποδοσφαιριστές αγωνιούν για το μέλλον τους:

me: endiaferetai gia sena h tson tsengk (teleytaia sto d topiko anw notiou vietnam)
Jim: den einai asxhma
me: dinoun ena piato ryzi th mera kai kathe kyriakh susi
Jim: anevainei to prwtathlima eksallou
einai exelisimi omada omws kai exei kalo proedro: ton gian tsou mpouzi asxoleitai me autokinhta exei synergeio ston anw vietnam
me: exw akousei oti fetos tha swthei kai apo tou xronou vazei plwrh gia g topiko
yparxei vevaia kai h periptwsh ths fiji united pou einai monimh prwtathlitria sta nhsia fiji epeidh einai kai h monh omada pou yparxei ekei
Jim: esena de se thelei kaneis ampale!
me: egw re axrhste meta to kypello pou phrame me to g4 sto gymnasio apla exargyrwnw thn epityxia ayth
eixa kai kalo manager.
me phge sta tsiko tou eordaikou meta sth b omada ths lefski sofias meta sth dinamo kyrgystan opou megalourghsa ws striker me 2 gkol se 200 symmetoxes
Jim: dhladh 1/100
me: koita 99 stis 100 fores empaina ws allagh sto 92
Jim: egw ws mpak eixa 50 kokkines kartes se 55 agwnes me thn tsou perdikistan kai 25 autogkol. meta me diwksane den mporw na katalavw giati
me: mallon yphrxe kontra me ton proponhth
Jim: me fagan ta kyklwmata
me: koita kai mena de me phgaine o proponhths kai me dwsan daneiko sth sibir sibir (d topiko sivhrias) ekei epaixa ws gkolkiper efaga 147 gkol se 15 agwnes ta 4 omws htan apo thesi offside!
Jim: ante re tous poustides
me: nai mas gamise h diaithsia
Jim: an thimamai kala eixes bgei kai sy 4 fores offside epeidh nomizes oti hsoun striker apo th palia sou omoda
me: NAI ENTAXEI. koita eixa kanei kai 39 penalti
Jim: ginontai kai lathh. 39 penalti se 15 agwnes den einai polla
einai 2.6 ston agwna
me: ENTAXEI MORE TA 17 HTAN SE ENA AGWNA HMOUN LIGO NTEFORME
aporw pws de mou dwsan kokkinh. mallon htan poulhmenos o diaithths kai ithele na katsw mesa na ta trww
Jim: eixate kerdisei se auton ton agwna?
me: mpa xasame 1-0
Jim: para ligo isopalia re gamwto
me: nai eytyxws aytoi rixan ta 16 penalti aout
kai to 17o aout phgaine vevaia alla opws eixa vgei na apokrousw xtyphse h mpala panw mou kai mphke gkol
Jim: paketo. metraei h prospatheia omws de peirazei
me: nai more etsi ki alliws den ekana gia gkolkiper
to apogeio ths karieras mou htan sthn skorpoxwr ntroumpnovski z topiko leykorwsias
Jim: giati to les auto?
me: giati sth skorpoxwr epaixa pali ws striker kai evala 4 gkol se 34 agwnes
Jim: ela re bravo sou htan tote pou phres kokkini epeidh epiases th mpala me ta xeria?
me: nai me adikhsan etsi ki alliws vevaia ta 4 gkol den eftanan gia na mhn ypovivastoume meta apo ayto phga 6 mhnes daneikos sthn al ouroumpouxar ths palaistinhs
Jim: pali kyklwmata e
me: den epaixa giati anavlithike to prwtathlima logw polemou
Jim: bghkes prwto skorer?
me: koita afou den evale kaneis gkol logw anavolhs typika isovathmisa sthn prwth thesi
Jim: oxi lew sth skorpoxwr ntroumpnovski
me: vghka prwtos skorer sthn omada mou sto prwtathlima vghka 48os skorer
kala einai mphka sto top 50
Jim: htan periodos prosarmoghs gi auto kerdises tipota?
me: 1500 eyro sto stoixhma
Jim: euro h dinaria?