Σουρεαλισμός εν ώρα εργασίας (part 2)

Όσο σφίγγουν οι ζέστες και πλησιάζει η ώρα της άδειας η δουλειά μοιάζει με τις τελευταίες μέρες της στρατιωτικής θητείας: σουρεάλ!

Jim: psara akyro
me: META-BOLH!
Jim: volh kata ripas? h volh kata volh?
me: eleytheri volh kai h mpala dikia mou
Jim: oxi 1+1
me: =2? den eimai sigouros...na parw ena thlefwno?
Jim: dhladh?
me: den xereis ti einai thlefwno?
Jim: 1+1 = 3 symfwna me to neo katanalwtiko programma ths gyrobank
me: e tote piase mia pita gyrobank me apo ola.. mallon vale allh mia 3 dhladh synolika
Jim: me toko sth moustarda
me: aaa de mou aresei o tokos mou fernei kaoures . kanth xwris
Jim: kanth kanth!
me: kante kante! h nea paixtoura ths omadaras mas
Jim: opel kante t
me: t t audi
Jim: claudi
me: aaaaaaaa
Jim: epeses?
me: oxi kala eimai prepei na pathsa axino
Jim: pali kala pou de pathses kanenan elefanta
me: fantazesai? tha me rhmaze sto ksylo meta enw o axinos ti na klasei
Jim: agkathia
me: klanei agkathia o axinos?
Jim: oxi
me: ara mou eipes psemata
Jim: oxi re nomiza oti milagame gia to agkathonhsi ekei h axinoi klanoun agkathia
me: ma poso agkathos mporei na eisai?
Jim: arketa giati diavazw agkatha kristie
me: poia? ayth th gaidouragkatha?
Jim: oxi auth thn agkathomoura
to vradu pame agkathous?
me: tha doume... agkathi agkathi ginetai h aggourida meli
Jim: kalio pente kai sto xeri para agkathi kai karteri
me: kalio gaidouragkathoderne para gaidouragkathogyreye

Αν δε μπορείς να φύγεις, φύγε με το μυαλό. Κάτι είναι κι αυτό...